I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER
1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.
2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.
4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.
5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.
6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.
7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.
8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.
9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.
friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask
Thank you pepperonipizzuh!
Kendall is actually wearing the Frankie’s Bikinis Mistos top in tribal print!
Sorry for the confusion xoxo
I was very nervous about today. So I listened to a lot of Beyonce […] I was like: I’m a grown woman! I’m allowed to do that photoshoot!
- Sophia Bush
Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
eat when i’m sad
eat when i’m happy
eat when i’m with my friends
eat when i’m on the computer
eat when i’m bored
eat when i’m with my family